键盘侠|火箭终于没在末节崩盘！塔里·伊森真的硬&谢泼德像罗宾汉

[赛后帖]🏀火箭力克雷霆 伊森26+8 申京17+12+11+3帽+3断 SGA缺阵

双方数据：

火箭（32-19）：伊森26分8板1助3断、史密斯22分10板、杜兰特20分1板4助、申京17分12板11助3断3帽、谢泼德16分3板6助3断、戴维森8分4板1助、芬尼-史密斯3分1助、奥科吉2板、卡佩拉1板1助

雷霆（40-13）：华莱士23分4板4助4断、乔21分3板2助3断、霍姆格伦17分14板、维金斯17分2板1助、卡鲁索8分2板1助2断、杰林·威廉姆斯6分3板1助、麦凯恩5分2板1助、哈尔滕施泰因4分8板11助、肯里奇·威廉姆斯3分2板1助、多特2分2板3助

（小约基奇刚刚赢了你最爱的球队）

[Post Game Thread] The Houston Rockets (32-19) barely scrape by the extremely short-handed Oklahoma City Thunder (40-13), 112-106.Post Game Thread (self.nba)submitted 11 hours ago by vericksA_MASSIVE_PERVERT

独行侠球迷 ：[赛后帖]休斯敦火箭队（32-19）112-106险胜人手严重不足的雷霆（40-13）

[–]ElChapo1515 2259 points 10 hours ago

I’m sensing a little salt in the title

球迷：我感觉这标题里有点酸味儿啊。

[–]Endors__Toi 477 points 9 hours ago

Mfw a reddit "power user" is petty/lame/ a bad sport

球迷：当我看到Reddit的“大V”这么小心眼/这么挫/这么输不起时的表情。

[–]Pacersthecakeslayer 247 points 9 hours ago

OP loves to post anime titties and shit on rival nba teams. He's doing a service for everybody

步行者球迷：楼主超爱发动漫色图，还喜欢喷NBA的竞争对手。他这是在为大家谋福利啊。

[–]Pistons2IWontBeHereLong 552 points 11 hours ago

I notice Amen didn't play and not on injured list. Any reason?

活塞球迷：我注意到阿门没打，伤病名单上也没有他。啥原因？

[–]RocketsNigelSexMachine 349 points 11 hours ago

He was sick

火箭球迷：他生病了。

[–]Pistons2IWontBeHereLong 100 points 11 hours ago

Okay, thanks.

活塞球迷：好的，谢了。

[–]RichardBallSack 641 points 10 hours ago

What is this headline lol Op sounds salty as hell

球迷：这标题什么鬼哈哈，楼主听起来酸得要死。

[–]ThatTedDudeGuy24 86 points 9 hours ago

Idek why he mad, what did the rockets do to him?

球迷：我都不知道他气啥，火箭对他干啥了？

[–]vrilro 69 points 8 hours ago

OP may be a mavs fan which would explain the distaste towards both Houston and OKC. As a former mavs fan this logic makes perfect sense and frankly OP is both correct and brave

球迷：楼主可能是个独行侠球迷，这就解释了为什么他既讨厌休斯顿又讨厌俄克拉荷马。作为前独行侠球迷，这逻辑完全通顺，坦白讲楼主既正确又勇敢。

[–]Thunder2coolcaterpillar 492 points 10 hours ago

OP hates us too but must hate the rockets more lol

雷霆球迷：楼主也恨我们，但肯定更恨火箭哈哈。

[–][HOU] Yao Mingsorendiz 132 points 9 hours ago

Mavs fan, it's a given. Fuck that clown lmao

火箭球迷：独行侠球迷，那很正常。去那个小丑的吧哈哈。

[–]RocketsNigelSexMachine 348 points 11 hours ago

No fucking 4th quarter collapse let's gooooo

火箭球迷：终于他妈的没有第四节崩盘了，冲鸭！

[–][OKC] Russell Westbrookwcooper97 57 points 10 hours ago

We were the 4th quarter collapse this time with those brain dead entry passes 💀

雷霆球迷：这次轮到我们第四节崩盘了，那些脑残的喂球传球简直了💀

[–]76ersIReallyLikeAvocadoes 116 points 9 hours ago

Something tells me OP is a little biased

76人球迷：直觉告诉我楼主有点拉偏架。

[–][HOU] Yao Mingsorendiz 472 points 11 hours ago

real nice title OP

火箭球迷：标题起得真棒啊楼主。

[–][HOU] Chris PaulBriand2714 179 points 10 hours ago

We never get respect around here, fuck em all

火箭球迷：我们在这儿从来得不到尊重，去他们的吧。

[–][HOU] Yao Mingsorendiz 126 points 10 hours ago

it's a mavs fan so lol i'm not saying we need to be showered in praise for beating the thunder with no SGA or Jdub but like, we were also missing 2.5 starters and our best two players are both playing on injured ankles, plus we came back from down 15 so just having a neutral title would be nice lmfao

火箭球迷：是个独行侠球迷，所以就这样咯哈哈。我不是说我们赢了没亚历山大或杰伦·威廉姆斯的雷霆就该被夸上天，但我们也缺了2.5个首发，而且我们最好的两个球员都是脚踝带伤作战，再加上我们可是落后15分逆转的，所以起个中立点的标题不过分吧笑死。

[–]Alozy11 500 points 10 hours ago

Not sure if the OP is aware but Rockets were also missing FVV, Amen (their first 2 guard choices) and Adams (their best rebounder)

球迷：不知道楼主知不知道，火箭也缺了范弗里特、阿门（他们控卫的前两个人选）和亚当斯（他们最好的篮板手）。

[–]RocketsIAmRudyTomjanovicAMA 328 points 10 hours ago

Ya but the argument is that FVV and Adams are out for the season so we aren't allowed to bitch about that

火箭球迷：是啊，但现在的论调是范弗里特和亚当斯赛季报销了，所以我们没资格拿这个当借口。

[–]RocketsRogan4Life 67 points 9 hours ago

That’s the dumbest shit ever. They are on the roster o

火箭球迷：这简直是最蠢的狗屁逻辑。他们明明在名单上啊。

[–]Rocketssonpot 90 points 10 hours ago

You act like the Rockets were not also undermanned, granted OKC was missing the 2 best players.

火箭球迷：搞得好像火箭不是缺兵少将似的，虽然雷霆确实缺了最好的两个球员。

[–]Nuggetsorangesodazz 171 points 10 hours ago

OP is a clown for that title.

掘金球迷：起这标题，楼主就是个小丑。

[–]ThunderBobskidat 131 points 10 hours ago

You think we’re going on a 28-1 run to end the season?

雷霆球迷：你觉得我们会以一波28胜1负结束本赛季吗？

[–]KnicksExhibit5 128 points 10 hours ago

I do. I put all of my money on it via Kalshi, since my favorite NBA player Giannis Antentounkoumpo told me to!

尼克斯球迷：我觉得会。我已经在Kalshi上把所有钱都压上了，因为我最爱的球员扬尼斯·阿德托昆博告诉我的！

[–]CelticsEllswearth 77 points 10 hours ago

Still smells like a win to me

凯尔特人球迷：在我闻起来这依然是一场胜利。

[–]SupersonicssloBrodanChillosevic 64 points 11 hours ago

Tari is a dawg

超音速球迷：塔里·伊森是真硬汉。

[–]MemorySnake 57 points 10 hours ago

Rockets, a beacon of health, have somehow gone through this season with no injuries. How lucky are they to be playing OKC today.

球迷：火箭，健康的灯塔，这赛季居然一点伤病都没有。今天打雷霆运气真好啊。

[–]76erssitumaimesdemain 56 points 11 hours ago

Reed Sheppard is like Robin Hood but after he steals from the rich, he gives it back to the rich. Also Tari Eason is the fucking goat.

76人球迷：谢泼德就像罗宾汉，但他劫富之后，反手又济富了。另外，塔里·伊森就是他妈的神。

[–]RocketsHorns__Down 53 points 10 hours ago

The obviously fully healthy Rockets barely beat the literally all G League Thunder today. Haven’t you heard? This is basically a win for OKC

火箭球迷：显然“全员健康”的火箭今天才勉强赢了“全员发展联盟”的雷霆。没听说吗？这对雷霆来说基本算赢了。

[–]RocketsHorns__Down 46 points 10 hours ago

Yeah the fully healthy Rockets just beat up on a bunch of nobodies apparently. FOH

火箭球迷：是啊，全员健康的火箭显然只是暴揍了一群无名之辈。滚蛋吧。

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编译：Aaron